VLOG: SHAKIN’ MUTANTS FROM 1994!
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VLOG: SHAKIN’ MUTANTS FROM 1994!

Long time no vlog, eh? Figured I’d break back into with a fun one from 1994; Shakin’ Mutants! These Boglin wannabe toys pretending to be decorations absolutely stole my heart - obviously I’m excited if I’m breaking out the video format.

Like I said, it’s been a long while since I’ve done a video like this. I wasn’t good at it before, I may be even less good at it now - so if the volume level and quality sucks or you’re just flat out not entertained, I went into this fully willing to take all the steam.

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RARE HALLOWEEN MCNUGGET BUDDIES!
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RARE HALLOWEEN MCNUGGET BUDDIES!

McDonald's and Halloween - a pairing as iconic as Big Macs and post-meal regret. We've all gushed over their festive pails like they're the Holy Grail of trick-or-treat receptacles, praised their spooky bags as if they're couture fashion, and analyzed their costumed McNuggets with the fervor of art critics dissecting a Renaissance masterpiece. It’s safe to say each of those Halloween offerings from the golden arches has its own metaphorical plaque in the fast-food hall of fame. Yet, there is one set that remains mostly unheard of.

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TMNT WITH A DASH OF MONSTERS
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TMNT WITH A DASH OF MONSTERS

It's been a while since I last discussed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Not long, mind you - perhaps a minute or so. But here I am again delving in, this time pondering the unlikely intersection of Halloween and TMNT. Believe it or not, there exists a set of action figures that perfectly embodies this odd pairing.

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SO, MY FOLKS WERE UP IN THE ATTIC THE OTHER DAY….
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SO, MY FOLKS WERE UP IN THE ATTIC THE OTHER DAY….

You've heard those urban legends about lucky folks stumbling upon hidden treasures in their homes, right? Welp, I have officially joined that exclusive club of accidental Indiana Joneses!

For seven long years, I've been living in my cozy abode, blissfully ignoring the mysterious realm above my head - aka the attic - aka the mythical land of forgotten junk and potential serial killer lair. Fate recently made other plans.

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THE LEFTOVER PIZZA HAUNTING SEASON STARTS NOW!
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THE LEFTOVER PIZZA HAUNTING SEASON STARTS NOW!

This morning, a delightful chill crept into the air, awakening my Autumnal soul with visions of grinning jack-o'-lanterns, mountains of candy corn, crunchy fallen leaves, and the smells of a thousand seasonably appropriate candles; the urge to hum a monstrous tune was irresistible - as if my inner werewolf was howling at the moon…. So what if it’s still hot enough to melt a witch by noon? There’s candy in orange and black boxes on store shelves! Folks, what I’m trying to say is the official Leftover Pizza Halloween Celebration is kicking off, and it's shaping up to be so spirited it may require an exorcist!

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