THE BEST HOLIDAY JUNK FOOD 2024!
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THE BEST HOLIDAY JUNK FOOD 2024!

Welcome to this year's festival of festive face-stuffing! Pull up a chair as I systematically sacrifice my blood sugar levels to bring you reviews of the season's most intriguing holiday treats. Consider this my gift to you – a thoroughly researched (and thoroughly digested) guide to what's worth the calories and what deserves coal in its stocking. Also, make sure to check back regularly for updates of limited edition holiday snacks that marketing departments have convinced themselves we need.

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THE LEFTOVER PIZZA HAUNTING SEASON STARTS NOW!
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THE LEFTOVER PIZZA HAUNTING SEASON STARTS NOW!

This morning, a delightful chill crept into the air, awakening my Autumnal soul with visions of grinning jack-o'-lanterns, mountains of candy corn, crunchy fallen leaves, and the smells of a thousand seasonably appropriate candles; the urge to hum a monstrous tune was irresistible - as if my inner werewolf was howling at the moon…. So what if it’s still hot enough to melt a witch by noon? There’s candy in orange and black boxes on store shelves! Folks, what I’m trying to say is the official Leftover Pizza Halloween Celebration is kicking off, and it's shaping up to be so spirited it may require an exorcist!

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